Domestic Call November 20

Douglas, Tom and I discussed the November action, which is to talk to members of Congress about the economic stimulus package. Douglas noted that Congress decided not to bail out the American automobile manufacturers after the three CEOs flew in private jets to DC, at a cost of $20,000. A first-class ticket would have been $800. Douglas mentioned that you don't wear a fur coat to beg for a loan.

We talked about fundraising and I reported that Cedar Rapids is looking at $700 profit on November herb bread. That's over the goal we had set of $600, so RESULTS will be pleased. We've collected about $500 so far. I'm still waiting for funds from Peoples Church and about 10 customers from Christ Church to pick up their bread and pay.

A sailor and a pirate go into a bar and start drinking and talking. The sailor notices that the pirate has a peg leg, a hook on one arm and an eye patch. The sailor asks, "How did you wind up with a peg leg?" The pirate answers, "I fell overboard into a pool of sharks. As my shipmates were pulling me back onboard, a shark bit off my leg at the knee." "Wow," said the sailor. "And how about that hook? What happened there?" "We were boarding an enemy ship and fighting with swords and one of the enemy took his sword and cut my hand clean off." "Wow," said the sailor. "And how about the eye patch?" "One day," said the pirate, "a seagull pooped in my eye." "And you lost your eye to bird poop?" asked the sailor. "Well," said the pirate, "it was my first day with the hook."

Have a wonderful thanksgiving!